WHY THE F**K ARE THEY A SECRET!?
We ain't very good at keeping secrets, hence why you already know about these "secret shoes". But anyway, listen, these shoes are a bit special and there aren’t many of them around. Also, they ain’t for you, unless...
"YOU AVIN A LAUGH!?"
So when we started working with our local Lancashire tweed supplier he forgot to tell us that the Troutbone material (see photos) we'd been using on our samples was all gone. So after months of sampling it was back to square one!
"WE'VE FOUND SOME!"
Then he came back to us and said "we've found some". When he said "some", he meant a tiny roll, enough to wrap a decent sized sumo wrestler up with. So after much debate (it lasted the length of a brew) we thought f**k it, lets make a few anyway and stick'em on the website. They were simply too nice not to make!
GOING, GOING, GONE!
Like we said, there were only a few of these shoes made. If you want a pair you've got a few options, which are; come to one of our pop-up shops, buy a pair of existing LANX shoes from the website (you'll then be sent a link), or beg like mad (but that won't work (unless you're Kelly Brook)). If you would like to know the sizes we have in stock please email us via the Contact page. First come, first served...